Posted 8 hours ago
Posted 9 hours ago

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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Posted 9 hours ago

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

(Source: sizvideos)

Posted 9 hours ago

prozdvoices:

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How I’ll be ordering anything from now on.

Original post by chikenmilky3

Posted 10 hours ago
Posted 10 hours ago

6 selfies (tagged by wholockoncer)

Not really sure why I actually decided to do this but I did it.

So I tag punkmonksteven, thekingsilver, ochgod, and raymondchau

In case you are wondering why I picked you it’s because I could. You don’t have to do it if you don’t want to so no pressure.

Posted 18 hours ago
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Posted 1 day ago

When I’m drunk I send a lot of snapchats and when I’m sober I post personal things about my feelings on tumblr.

Posted 1 day ago

On the bright side I stayed sober all night after 2 straight nights of not being sober. So go me! I’m not an alcoholic!

Posted 1 day ago

The fact my ex changed her profile and cover pic on Facebook really bothers me and I’m not entirely sure why.

Posted 1 day ago
1017muthafucka:

dank too loud

1017muthafucka:

dank too loud

(Source: n3wjackcity)

Posted 1 day ago

My one roommate seems to always have to do things with me which is cool but when it gets to the point that I have to walk back with him after parties or go eat almost every meal with him it’s bro chill. I have other friends besides our fraternity brothers and our other roommate. My 2 other roommates have girlfriends so they do date stuff sometimes but because I’m single I think he expects me to always be free to hang out with him but I need space.

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago